ode to mosquitoes

Ode to Mosquitoes

Oh, mosquito, how I hate you.
You make life as miserable as too tiny shoe.
Those spider-like legs and big beady eyes
Make you a freak and despised.

Not only does the heat of me get the best,
you are an additional and unnecessary pest.
If ever comes a mosquito hunting day,
I'd join the NRA.

So please back off and find a new mammal,
Before I move to Egypt and ride camels.
Follow the economy and get a new job.
I hate you more than a racist lynch mob.